Thursday, 28 August 2014

THE TOP 100 - part one (with credit to several people!!!)

Me and my cousin play this game called 'Top 10...' where we name a category for each other and then have to list our top 10 things under that category. Simple but I thought I'd explain. Much to her 'annoyance' though this has leaked into some crazy Facebook thing (hehe...she's jealous!) which means that I've spent the last 2 days wandering round randomly shouting book titles at poor, unsuspecting strangers who I'm sure think I've escaped from the Loony-House...to be fair I do look as though I could have!!!

Deciding on a list of top 10 books though is impossible!!!!! 

Sooooo, because I'm a MASSIVE geek I've taken my own top 10 (or 20...) and combined it with the suggestions of others to try and create a Top 100!  (in 2 parts though because I'm lazy...)

AND I CHALLENGE EVERY READER TO FIND AT LEAST ONE FROM THIS LIST THAT THEY LIKE!!!!! (or don't like...)

I have read most of these, but not all! So I won't take responsibility for some of the less fabulous choices (mainly Frankenstein - not my choice! Don't blame me!)

In no particular order...
1. The Adventures of Pip - Enid Blyton (for my mummy!)
2. Stravaganza: City of Masks - Mary Hoffman
3. The Book of Tomorrow - Cecelia Ahern
4. Where Rainbows End - Cecelia Ahern
5. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
6. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
7. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
8. 1984 - George Orwell
9. The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
10. The Silence of the Lambs - Thomas Harris
11. Oscar Wilde and the Candlelight Murders - Gyles Brandreth
12. Forget Me Not - Anne Cassidy
13. Looking for JJ - Anne Cassidy
14. How to be a Woman - Caitlin Moran
15. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
16. Regeneration - Pat Barker
17. Union Street - Pat Barker
18. Looking for Alaska - John Green
19. The Book of Human Skin - Michelle Lovric
20. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
21. The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
22. The Edible Woman - Margaret Atwood
23. Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
24. Dracula - Bram Stoker
25. The Women's Room - Marilyn French
26. 500 Mile Walkies - Mark Wallington
27. Nights at the Circus - Angela Carter
28. Everything Changes - Johnathan Trooper
29. The Hand That First Held Mine - Maggie O'Farrell
30. After You'd Gone - Maggie O'Farrell
31. Kafka on the Shore - Haruki Murahami
32. Pet Sematry - Stephen King
33. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
34. The Rainbow - D.H.Lawrence
35. Room - Emma Donoghue
36. Blue Eyed Boy - Joanne Harris
37. Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut
38. Enduring Love - Ian McEwan
39. Atonement - Ian McEwan
40. The Colour Purple - Alice Walker
41. Animal Farm - George Orwell
42. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
43. Beloved - Toni Morrison
44. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
45. The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
46. The Diary of a Young Girl - Anne Frank
47. Noughts & Crosses - Malorie Blackman
48. Mudwoman - Joyce Carol Oats
49. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Stieg Larsson
50. Noughties - Ben Masters

If you made it to the end then you're a very wonderful person! Well done to you!
Here's a positive picture so you don't go and throw yourself down the stairs for wasting precious minutes of your life:


Rox
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Friday, 22 August 2014

Melissa Hill - Before I Forget

Before I Forget (7/10)

I'm entranced by the idea of 'bucket lists'. Everyone has those few things that they would just love to do; things that they could simply never forget. Personally, my bucket list only serves to remind me how pathetically boring my life is, but I know that if I ever manage it I'll have the most amazing time of my life doing everything from volunteer work, to travel - including visiting New York at Christmas, which I absolutely WILL do! Even if it's not this year...

Reading Before I Forget though puts into perspective the importance of embracing a moment, or an emotion, or a dream whilst you can, and should have every reader clinging to their loved ones before they close the cover, and planning not for the future, but for right now.


Similar in theory to Oliver's Before I Fall, and Before I Go To Sleep by S.J. Watson (and many others no doubt!!!), Before I Forget embodies all the literary cliches about 'self discovery' and 'embracing the moment'... But Hill also cleverly knows how to grab our attention, subtly twisting her story at the most unexpected moments to really drive her moral home - live for the moment you have (and don't cringe too much!!!)

Sometimes circumstance makes life difficult, but we have to learn from that and make the best of what we have. If we can't do that, learn from Abby...

Rox
xx

Friday, 15 August 2014

Stieg Larsson - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Millennium Trilogy)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (8.5/10)
If you're one of those (shameful) people who likes to judge a book by its film adaptation then I might forgive you for it in this case. There's a pretty recent version starring Daniel Craig, but it was the original Swedish adaptation from 2009 that I watched...and watched...and watched...it was just sooo good, despite it all being in Swedish!!! I've said before that I'm a bit of a nut for crime/mystery/thriller stories in all forms, and this one was no exception!

Michael Nyqvist and Noomi Rapace (2009)

When it came to reading the book it came highly recommended by my fellow bookaholic and cousin, but I was put off when she told me that the first half would bore me to tears...that's really not the way to sell a book recommendation! Especially when the book in question is comparable in size to the average house brick!

In actual fact, when I finally then brought myself to read this monster of a novel I didn't find the first few chapters as tedious as they were made out to be. The characters and their own little stories are really thoroughly introduced, and both Lisbeth and Mikael appear so so real that you can't help but be sucked into their lives anyway. In fairness to Larsson (and Liz!) these first 10 chapters or so are setting us up for a trilogy - not just the 600 pages of this particular book - and so you have to cut him a little bit of slack there I suppose!! To be honest, I was well and truly hooked by the end of chapter 6.


The original title for the book translates as men who hate women, but I couldn't help but fall in love with Lisbeth. She's so not your stereotypical smart-but-sexy 'save the day' heroin. She's an outcast, yet every bit as tough and ruthless as you would imagine the translated title demands her to be, and I find that such a daunting yet awe-inspiring trait. Nevertheless though you'd be heartless if you didn't feel a little sorry for her in the end... I have no doubt that Mikael will get what he deserves though; Lisbeth Salander does not take her revenge lightly...

There is nothing much to say on this, other than that it is one hell of a story. Even if you're not much of a murder-mystery buff, I can guarantee that you will devour this from cover to cover and never once come close to guessing its ending!!!

Rox 
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Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Amanda Holden - No Holding Back

'Yes, I've grieved and cried and shouted in private but my mask goes on when I need it to...I will never be beaten by circumstance. I am determined not to be defined by the bad things that happen to me, but rather channel them to mould me into a better person.'  (page 233)

People who know me will know that I detest cliches. With a passion. They make me cringe. In no way can they ever make whatever it is that you're trying to say more powerful. They're cheesy and overused and only serve to demonstrate a person's lack of imagination. People who know me will also know that I worship my bookcase - in the most non-creepy, normal way possible... I get so pissed if a book gets bent, or creased, or marked; I have to keep them all looking as new and perfect as possible - some people clean, some people collect pepper pots, I do this... whatever this is. When reading No Holding Back though I was blubbering my way through Amanda Holden's cliche-ridden chapters in devastated astonishment. The whole thing hit me so deep that, having reached page 233, I dragged out my trusty pink highlighter and furiously illuminated what I believe to be the definition of a strong woman. Everybody has a mask that they put on; there is always a time and a place to cry. My mask in particular has evolved into three in recent years. I have a face for home life, a face for social life, and a face for work life, and I'd say there's only myself and one other who ever see me without any of them. Some people hide behind their mask, using it as a form of denial, but it is in embracing the weaknesses behind the mask and using them to build a better character that I see true strength.

Buy it now on AMAZON
It's true that assumption is the work of the devil, and I'm a devil for it. Whenever I read a celebrity "My Story" book it's for two reasons: 1) To have a nosy into the life of someone well-known, and therefore make me feel better about my own sorry predicament; and 2) To numb my brain after a semester of considerably heavier reading. Primarily I picked up No Holding Back - well actually, I pre-ordered No Holding Back many months in advance, but that's beside the point - because I have an insane crush on its author, but I also knew it would be an easy, trashy read. I had absolutely no idea I would find as much comfort in Holden's words as I did.

I loved Holden because she's ballsy and cheeky and gorgeous, and because she  reminds me of someone that I care a hell of a lot for, but I have to confess that I never believed she had much of a "story" in her, and whilst I knew that whatever she wrote would entertain me, I wasn't expecting much else. Obviously I knew about her affair with Neil Morrissey, and the difficulties she had regarding pregnancy, but there's a difference between reading things in the paper or on Google, and then actually being given a first person account of the emotion and
trauma of the experience. It's truly heartbreaking to read such an honest account, and I still feel dreadful for having such low expectations. 

I have enormous admiration for mothers and motherhood, and I think that losing a child, whatever its age, must be the most devastating experience imaginable. Holden welcomes her readers into these delicate moments in such an intimate and trusting way, you can feel the plain honesty behind her words.


I said I'd loved her because she's cheeky and ballsy, now I admire for never letting that mask slip...

Rox
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Monday, 4 August 2014

Thomas Harris - The Hannibal Lecter Trilogy

It's a good job I don't eat much meat...

Years ago I found an incredibly battered copy of The Silence of the Lambs (Hannibal Lecter book number 2) on my mum's bookcase - and I mean so well-read that the lettering on the spine is pretty much invisible, and there were quite a few blanks I had to fill in whilst reading because of the holes which have some how been worn into the pages! Obviously I'd heard the title before but had no idea what the book was about, so I read it, and it became without question one of my favourite books of all time! Only recently however did I learn that it's part of a series on the legendary sociopath that is Dr Hannibal Lecter, and so I was dying to read more...

I love the idea of Hannibal Lecter - this crazy-smart psychiatrist who worked to help the police whilst at the same time cooking up his patients to feed to them - and it's something that the recent TV series focuses on brilliantly. One thing that persistently irritates (well not 'irritates' but definitely frustrates) me about Harris' books though, is that Lecter is made out to be a terrible monster, yet the novels never show him as the legendary criminal that he's publicly portrayed as. In fact, he hardly appears in Red Dragon (Hannibal Lecter book number 1) at all, and by the end of Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter book number 3), though there are definitely some pretty sinister ideas portrayed, he's practically glorified as a saviour!

No. 4, I am curious...
Strictly speaking there are currently four Hannibal Lecter novels, however after the nuclear disaster that is the end of Hannibal - which we'll come to - I'm not sure I can bring myself to read Hannibal Rising, which I think is supposed to be some kind of prequel - Thomas Harris' version of The Hobbit, essentially. If I ever get round to it, maybe I'll write a post on whether or not Harris has redeemed himself. We can only hope...

I'm reluctant to rate the trilogy as a whole because, based on the final 10 pages alone, I would probably put anyone off ever wanting to read these books. Therefore I think I'll address them separately...

Red Dragon (8/10)

One utterly brilliant thing about Harris - which I think is a bit of a 'marmite' thing; you either love it or you hate it - is that he jumps straight into the middle of the plot. Harris doesn't feel the need, like many writers, to bore us with 200 pages on the tedious context of his characters and their relationships and experiences, even if it could be paramount to later developments in the plot! Instead he takes us immediately right to the centre of the story and allows for the novel's context to reveal itself. In this genre especially, this technique can be incredibly sinister and does to a certain extent demonise Lecter as he is always an invisible presence but we're not told anything about him directly...Mainly though it just makes us actually want to read the book instead of being bored to tears with facts!!!!

All that said, Red Dragon is a brilliant opener to the Hannibal Lecter trilogy, and indeed is an excellent crime novel in itself - Harris knows how to write a twist, and it seems he is a devil for never giving you the ending you expect...

The Silence of the Lambs (10/10)
I'm such a murder mystery/ detective/ serial killer buff, it's probably unhealthy, and I wouldn't at all be surprised if one day I crack and slaughter my entire family, but I remain hopeful that I do at least still have a little bit of sanity left...

I can't pretend that, having read and re-read this book, The Silence of the Lambs isn't still one of the best books I've read in years.Clarice Starling is such a brilliant character - such a brilliant woman. You have to applaud her balls in fighting against all the men who clearly think she's incompetent, but also the way she's fought her way up through, and out of, a system of institutions that would damn those with even the slightest complacency of character.

Even more so though, there's something about the plot of this novel that persistently grips me; it's just as brilliantly written as Red Dragon but with something a little bit extra. I don't know if it's the more direct interaction with Dr Lecter that is so enticing, but Harris creates something scarily haunting here.

If you're going to read one book from this trilogy - read this one.

Hannibal (3/10)
Thomas Harris was quite clearly high when he wrote the end of this novel. I felt so optimistic when I read the 'praise' on the back cover and saw that Stephen King thought Hannibal was even better than the preceding two novels...My only conclusion is that he hadn't yet finished the damn thing! If you're willing to read this novel but leave the last 10 pages and make your own conclusions as to how it should end, then please do - you will be much less disappointed and confused than I currently am. There are probably two reasonable conclusion that this novel could come to, both of which you could foresee and be happy with, and neither of which are the chosen denouement of Mr Harris.

11 years...
For the life of me, I cannot understand why Harris decided to write this novel. Clearly he had some big issues with Clarice Starling, issues which I'm sure Freud would have something to say about... The Silence of the Lambs definitely leaves itself open for a sequel, a sequel that has the potential to be unspeakably good - and it has to be said that Hannibal is, in places, pretty good - but why one earth would Harris wait over a decade and then present us with this?!? The man has totally destroyed Starling, and the hunt for Lecter is no where near as gripping as it should be! It's worth a read, but please leave the ending to your own imagination - I wish I had!

Pull yourself together Harris!!! 

Despite his poor finale though, these are pretty good books and definitely definitely worth a read if you, like me, love a good thriller! 

Harris will keep you guessing until the very, very end.

Rox
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